But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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