We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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