Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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