I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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