...so i touched it.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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