okay pat passed out under dana's car
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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