I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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