There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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