I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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