I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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