You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
