do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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