Whod you bang
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he laminated a picture of his dick.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
