Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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