Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Need sex. Gaining weight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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