Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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