I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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