hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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