Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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