he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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