im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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