she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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