so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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