i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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