You can't motorboat a personality
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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