If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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