everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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