Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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