He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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