so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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