BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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