On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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