Nicole vs. Life
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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