I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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