How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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