so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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