My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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