so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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