i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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