seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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