well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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