Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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