I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Duck Duck Cougar?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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