They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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