i was rollin on her like bob the builder
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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