Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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