Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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