I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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