Who wears a wallet chain?!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dick very happy bro
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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