Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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