I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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