chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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