he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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