I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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